

1st: Washed Black
2nd: Washed BlackA dachshund in a single white line, as long as he wants to be. For the dog people, the dog-adjacent and everyone who stops on the sidewalk to say hi.
Pick 1, 2 or 3: 1 for $29 · 2 for $49 · 3 for $69. Choose a color for each hat.
Flat $5.99 US shipping, free on orders over $100. Ships in 1–3 business days and arrives in 4–12 days in the US, with tracking.
30-day returns on unworn hats. Damaged or wrong item? We replace or refund it at no cost.
Spot clean with cold water and a little mild soap. Air dry on its own shape. No washing machine, no dryer.
The Long Boy
Dad hat

A dachshund in a single white line, as long as he wants to be. For the dog people, the dog-adjacent and everyone who stops on the sidewalk to say hi.
Shop the dropOn every hat page you choose how many you want: 1 for $29 · 2 for $49 · 3 for $69. Then pick the color for each one. You can mix colors in the same bundle. Want different models? Add them to your bag one by one.
Our hats have an adjustable strap with a metal buckle in the back and fit most adult heads, roughly 22 to 23.6 inches (56–60 cm). The exact range is on each hat page.
Flat $5.99 US shipping, free over $100. Orders ship within 1–3 business days and arrive in 4–12 days in the US. You get a tracking number by email. Full details on our Shipping Policy.
Yes. You have 30 days from delivery to return any unworn hat. If it arrives damaged or wrong, we replace or refund it at no cost to you.
Spot clean with cold water and a little mild soap, then let it air dry on its own shape. Skip the washing machine and the dryer, they bend the brim.
Most of our hats are garment-washed, so every one fades a little differently. That is the charm. Colors can also look slightly different on each screen.



